7/27...DAY 5, 2:15pm

makin' out ok here at work. shits been crazy all day, which isn't a bad thing. other then sometimes i forget to drink my juice and then i hear thunder coming from my stomach area. still can't fathom how this is physically possible. with my luck, my teeth will fall out after this. and i'll be stuck drinking my meals forever. i'm running out to whole foods now to get 25 lemons which should cover me through the duration and some more maple syrup. i have a new respect for maple syrup, ol' life giver. not aunt jemima though, read the label, there ain't anything close to the word "maple" on there. oh the lessons i am learning....