Monday, July 23, 2007

7/23...DAY 1, 10am

last night was hell trying to mix up all the "lemonade", what a mess. hopefully things go smoother tonight after i buy a thermos or something large enough to house 3+ liters. and a funnel. have to get a funnel to fill up my water bottles. tin foil does not cut it. it's 10 AM monday morning, just got soaked on my way in to work. definitely hungry, but im not pissed off yet. the "lemonade" actually tastes quite good, its sour, sweet and spicy all in one. dont know how im going to feel about it in a few days, but for now, its all i got.

i weighed in at 209 this morning. so it seems as though im going to be spending more time than usual in the bathroom. hmph. in fact, its going to wind up being a big part of this whole ordeal, so i need to figure out a nice way of discussing it here. because i could easily just run my garbage mouth and gallows humor as many of my friends are accustomed to, but while i'm still sane... i'll try to "keep it clean" as they say. so yes, 2 trips to the boys room this morning. i've already doubled my productivity. thank you, laxative tea. i'm going to have another guzzle of my tasty brown stuff and get some work done.

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2 comments:

JohnnyO said...

Congratulations boy. Hope it goes swimmingly.

Nick Lak said...

I'm coming out there with a six pack of scotch, a dozen big macs, a carton of marlboro, and a strap on. Where the fuck you get this idea, Rachel Ray?!!?? Do mushrooms.